We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i will never coherently bang her
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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