i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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