Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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