Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
