I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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