Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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