Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
