I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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