so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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