Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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