I feel like abortions should bother me more
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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