I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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