Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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