he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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