My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
