lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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