Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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