so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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