is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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