I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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