Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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