I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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