I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
wow bdsm is so cute
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
