I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You were trust falling into bushes
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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