anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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