woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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