i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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