wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
