dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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