That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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