Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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