i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I should be sponsored by Trojan
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I made him laugh his dick is mine
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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