considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i used baking grease as lip gloss
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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