no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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