Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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