She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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