I wanna passion pit in your ass
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
