question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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