Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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