I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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