i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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