the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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