Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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