At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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