it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We don't watch enough power rangers
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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