This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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