How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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