so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you traded sex for a burrito?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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