IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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