I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
