i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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