we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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