someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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