That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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