Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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