i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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