It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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