She's JV to your varsity
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The Olympian is in my bed
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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