I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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