Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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