i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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