i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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